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20 Nov 2004: Mathematical Muscle

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That Is Not My Dog

Okay, so the reason we've not gone down to the park for two months is that I've been monitoring the pavilion cafe from our window. The cafe opening hours seemed quite erratic and I was forced to turn to statistical analysis to determine the time they were most likely to be open for business. Only then could we venture into the park, to ensure our ten-minute walking time was not expended in vain.

Statistical analysis, my foot. You people are so gullible. I just went down there and asked them when they're open.