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30 Apr 2005: A Sky Clearing

A picture

Green Park

I asked the nice lady whether they could retake the photo and make me look less like on of the Podlings out of The Dark Crystal. She smiled in that final have a nice day way, handed me my new security pass and said, "At least you didn't end up looking like Aughra."

But I have an unhealthy green complexion on the pass. I shudder every time I pass through the gates at the JP Morgan Chase offices at London Wall, forced to wave my strange simulacrum at the smart and suited men from security.