There was a recent expedition to Port Talbot, my homeland, the place where I spent many years carefully malforming my personality. This is not a dig at Port Talbot or Wales per se, consider it a dig against myself. In response, once I get hold of myself, I'm gonna give meself a good kicking.
So here we are in a nearby restaurant called The Bistro, at which the food was pretty tasty (Headline: Expat Welshmen in Tasty Hometown Restaurant Shock), with the folks.
Don't give me any lip about the size of my dessert.