The movers and shakers of Becks don't hang around the gardens and wildlife. No, man, they're like downtown where everything happens. See, look at this Zizzi restaurant. It's much more happening than where we live.
Alright, you got me. The town is a quiet affair. And it's got Marks & Spencers, Waitrose and Costa. It even has a cinema, but I've yet to go see anything there. I understand they show films.
It can get a bit noisy at nights around Beckenham Junction, an area I am reliably informed is referred to as "Badlands" by well-to-do locals, but I'm always tucked up in bed by 7pm with my cocoa and slippers. Jolly good show.