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31 May 2005: Exercise This



A picture

Canary Wharf, Jubilee Line

I told you last month that JP Morgan Chase had given me a security pass. Waving the pass over the scanner adjacent to a door will unlock it. In this way, one gains access to the inner sanctum, the hallowed halls of finance code.

Sometimes I put the pass in a pocket in my trousers. And sometimes I am lazy. And in these sometimes, I shake my hips suggestively at the scanner in the hope that the pass will be detected without having to liberate it from my trousers. You can imagine what this looks like.

Excuse me while I whip this out.