A-ha, now although this isn't the best picture of Yours Truly, I could not pass up an opportunity to publish on the internet a photo that captured the raw fear and terror I experience when facing the potential "joys of parenthood".
No, this isn't my daughter. Can't you tell she's a New Zealander? Where the hell would I get New Zealand baby from? Are you even listening to me? HE-LLO?
Please yourself.