It's true. There is such a thing as wedding insurance.
"Hi darling, I just bought us some wedding insurance."
"Oh?"
"Just, you know, in case, something happens. Like the rings get lost. Or the guests catch ebola. Or, well, you know."
"Yes, hon. I understand. What a good idea."
"I'm just drafting the pre-nup, too."
"I laugh at those fools that say romance is dead."