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20 Apr 2006: Halfway to Somewhere



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Insuring That You Turn Up

It's true. There is such a thing as wedding insurance.

"Hi darling, I just bought us some wedding insurance."

"Oh?"

"Just, you know, in case, something happens. Like the rings get lost. Or the guests catch ebola. Or, well, you know."

"Yes, hon. I understand. What a good idea."

"I'm just drafting the pre-nup, too."

"I laugh at those fools that say romance is dead."