Further up the lane was a field of cows. They were milling around, reading books, socialising on Facebook, doing the dishes, the kind of things cows normally get on with.
But slowly the cows became interested in the humans who were observing them, and approached the gate, slow stumbling step after slow stumbling step. En masse. It was like staring at a zombie horde hungry for your brains. Moooo... brainssss. Mooo... brainssss...
Kai has a stick; he is ready to protect us. Have at thee!