This is the Alliance Bernstein building in NY, where I commuted to every day for a week, for 2 minutes from my hotel to its front door on foot. And I still couldn't get in on time. I blame the jet lag and the lousy service in immigration:
You a terrorist?
No.
You want to be a terrorist?
No.
You got something against Americans?
Not until we started this discussion.
You- ah, one minute, buddy, I'm done, shift's over. Find yourself another queue.