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25 Sep 2008: The Second

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Breaking and Entering

Those who romanticise the whole concept of pregnancy leave out inconvenient facts like a well-paid PR firm promoting Georgia in the South Ossetia conflict. They don't tell you, for example, that it might be wise to place binliners over your mattress in case the waters break in the middle of the night and your mattress is awash with amniotic fluid.

So we didn't toss and turn in bed any more, we rustled.